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    Pete James
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    OK, the idea is to create limericks so i’ll start off with :

    There was a young girl from Brazil,

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    #413918

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    Who had eyes that shone like the stars

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    The 1st, 2nd and 5th lines have to rhyme with each other C/Mum and the 3rd and 4th rhyme with each other but not with the 1st, 2nd and 3rd like this;

    There was a young woman called Madge

    Who wore a blooming great badge

    That said “Anytime

    You can call me, fine

    As long as you’re not on the cadge”

    Not a very good example, but you get the idea  – so to follow on from Pete –

     

    ……Who looked decidedly ill

     

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    OOOOOPS didnt know that- I will have to have a rethink!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    her hair was a mess

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    She had stains on her dress

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    #413977

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    The doc said she should have gone on the pill…

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    Very good guys :good:

    Here’s a start to another

    Last night when lying in bed

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    I noticed a bump on my head

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    Twas the size of a grape

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    A weird funny shape

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    Like a maggot that hasn’t been fed

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    Again, very good to all  :good:

    Here’s another start

    Today when driving to work

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    I saw what looked like a Turk

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    I stalled the car and felt such a birk.

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    All because he was wearing a skirt!

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    Sorry Tigre, but you got it wrong. Your go doesn’t rhyme

    Read back to see what I mean  :good:

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    I posted at roughly the same time as Fruitcake, so was mine wrong if it had followed your original post? :unsure:

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    It does Buddy, tigre and I posted at the same time so she was posting the 2nd line, that is the problem with something like this, if we all post at the same time it doesn’t work!

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    You see, tigre & I did it again!!

     

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    Yes, both wrong  I’m afraid.

    Pete, are you there to explain?  :good:

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    Example of limerick

    There once was a girl named Selina

    Who wanted to be a ballerina

    She went on her toes

    And broke her nose

    So then she became a cleaner

    Hope this helps?

     

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    #414158

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    Can I plead the fifth amendment ?

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    No not both wrong, just doing the same thing at the same time, start again and go from;

    Today when driving to work

    I saw what looked like a Turk

    (or –  I stalled the car and felt such a birk) but to finish with Blue’s line it would probably need to be the one about the Turk and could carry on with;

    He was sat on a rug

    So I gave him hug

    All because he was wearing a skirt (Blue’s line)

     

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    Buddylux, can you give an example of what should follow you original post, pleasy?

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    Well that’s amazing I thought it was me !

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    Forget it! It all worked in the end. Too many postings at once  :yes:

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    :wacko:

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    #414180

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    Exactly my point – was a good idea Pete and could be good fun but doesn’t work when simultaneous postings can happen  :-(

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    Shall we try again?

    While taking a soak in the bath

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