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    Pete James
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    The cat fell asleep in the hearth

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    He looked very tired

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    ………

    He looked very tired

    And then he perspired

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    #414861

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    And went for a run up the path!

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    #414915

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    Whilst reading a copy of The Dandy

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    #414971

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    I saw a tip that I thought was quite handy

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    I read it while enjoying a rather good Brandy

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    Two 2nd lines again!  Yours is a bit too long really tigre, could be ‘I read it while drinking a brandy’ ( and actually so is Pete’s, need to miss out ‘The’) the rhythm has got to be;

    Da da di da da di da da

    Da da di da da di da da

    Da da di da da

    Da da di da da

    Da da di da da di da da

    We need someone to do the first of the two short ones from either mine or tigre’s

    Sorry, don’t mean to sound bossy!  :-)

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    Fruits, yours reads

    I saw a tip I thought quite handy

    (Now next line doesn’t rhyme)

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    Not sure what you mean Buddy –

    Whilst reading a copy of Dandy

    I saw a tip that I thought was quite handy

    When riding horse

    Sit side saddle of course

    Then there’s no way that you’d end up bandy

    Seems okay to me but think I’ll give up on it  :unsure:

     

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    My fault, I thought Fruitcake’s ‘tip that was handy’ was the first line of a new one, I missed Pete’s ‘Dandy’.

    Is that what you’re on about, Buddylux in your last post?

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    Very good fruitcake.

    How about if we repeat the lines already written and then add our line ?

    “There was a young man named Barry”

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    That might work Pete, we’ll give it a go –

    There was a young man named Barry

    Who never wanted to marry

     

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    There was a young man named Barry

    Who never wanted to marry

    he was quite fond of the drink 🍷

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    My fault, I thought Fruitcake’s ‘tip that was handy’ was the first line of a new one, I missed Pete’s ‘Dandy’. Is that what you’re on about, Buddylux in your last post?

    Yes, it is tigre  :rose:

    Very good fruitcake. How about if we repeat the lines already written and then add our line ? “There was a young man named Barry”

    Good idea Pete  :good:

    There  was a young man named Barry

    Who never wanted to marry

    He was quite fond of drink

    And didn’t half stink

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    There was a young man called Barry

    who never wanted to marry

    he was quite fond of the drink

    and didn’t half stink

    so never got to kiss Sally!  :heart:

     

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    I once fancied  a man called Newman,  (Paul)

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    I once fancied a man called Newman (Paul)

    Who came from a town called Luton

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    Not easy following a rhyme from Newman!

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    I once fancied a man called Newman

    who came from a town called Luton

    who always looked smart …..

     

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    I once fancied a man called Newman

    Who came from a town called Luton

    Who always looked smart ….

    Never pinched out a fart

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    I once fancied a man called Newman

    Who came from a town called Luton

    Who always looked smart ….

    Never pinched out a fart

    No wonder his roses were bloomin’

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    I once had a budgie named Shanka

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    I once had a budgie Shanka

    who allegedly came from Sri Lanka

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    I once had a budgie called Shanka

    who allegedly came from Sri Lanka

    He ate lots of Trill

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    #415662

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    I once had a budgie named Shanka

    Who allegedly came from Sri Lanka

    He ate lots of Trill

    And went in for the kill

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    I once had a budgie named Shanka

    Who allegedly came from Sri Lanka

    He ate lots of trill

    And went in for the kill

    We ended up naming him W..k.r   :whistle:

    (You expected that ending didn’t you Pete!  ;-)

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    once when i logged on the forum

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    Once when I logged on the forum

    There was a total lack of decorum

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    Once when I logged onto the forum

    I had an encounter with a moron

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