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    koat
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    Once when I logged on the forum

    There was a total lack of decorum/I had an encounter with a moron

    that’s about right

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    #415733

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    Once when I logged on the Forum

    There  was a total lack of decorum

    so tempers were lost

     

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    #415734

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    What’s happened ??

    Koat why did you change mine, then end up confusing BV???

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    #415737

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    It’s appears koat & I posted a minute apart. I will go with either.

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    #415738

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    apologies Buddy, i’m obviously not very good at this game  :rose:

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    #415739

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    No, Koat started with

    Once I logged onto the forum

    I then put

    I had an encounter with a moron

    Then Koat changed my answer! Go back to end of last page where this started  :good:

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    #415740

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    fruitcakes’ answer; There was a total lack of decorum

    came up within a minute of yours so i just put both up  :unsure:

    as i said i’m obviously not very good at this game, so will bow out  :rose:

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    #415743

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    No Koat, please don’t bow out, it’s a fun one for all  :rose:

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    #415744

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    It is fun, as long as you have some paracetamol at hand! :whistle:

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    #415760

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    Just having a look at this as it seems to be advancing well, but there does seem to be a lot of bossiness about; why did you do this, why did you do that? If you think to look at the timings of posts, buddy, you’ll see that very often they are at the same time or within a minute or so of the previous post, which means that someone was typing while someone else was answering. I think Fruitcake’s idea of repeating the lines before is a good one.

    Anyway:-

    Once when I logged on the forum

    There was a total lack of decorum (using that one because it rhymes better than the moron)

    No moderator in sight

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    #415762

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    No moderator in sight

    He was drinking that night  :whistle:

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    #415777

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    Once when I logged on the forum

    There was a total lack of decorum (using that one because it rhymes better than the moron)

    No moderator in sight

    He was drinking that night

    As usual, and chose to ignore ’em.

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    #415782

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    Just having a look at this as it seems to be advancing well, but there does seem to be a lot of bossiness about; why did you do this, why did you do that? If you think to look at the timings of posts, buddy, you’ll see that very often they are at the same time or within a minute or so of the previous post, which means that someone was typing while someone else was answering. I think Fruitcake’s idea of repeating the lines before is a good one. Anyway:- Once when I logged on the forum There was a total lack of decorum (using that one because it rhymes better than the moron) No moderator in sight

    VK, if that isn’t a go at me, then  I don’t know what is.

    Wtf is your problem with me?

    You seem to think you are some sort of hierarchy to me especially.

    Please to explain  :rose:

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    #415795

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    Okay, buddy; just join in, don’t try to take over or control. :rose:

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    #415796

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    I will do, as long as you don’t either  ;-)

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    #415801

    Pete James
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    I once had a budgie named Shanka Who allegedly came from Sri Lanka He ate lots of trill And went in for the kill We ended up naming him W..k.r :whistle: (You expected that ending didn’t you Pete! ;-)

    Well I was half hoping !

     

    I once spent a cold night in Diss

     

     

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    #415806

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    I once spent a cold night in Diss

    With my dreams of  a certain miss

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    #415816

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    I once spent a cold night in Diss

    With my dreams of  a certain miss

    But her legs were so bandy

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    #415822

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    They came in quite handy,

    for a night of marital bliss.

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    #415825

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    I once had a night on the town

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    I once had a night on the town

    with a man who resembled a clown

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    #415880

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    I once had a night on the town

    with a man who resembled a clown

    His hair was like Boris

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    #415895

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    I once had a night on the town

    With a man that resembled a clown

    His hair was like Boris

    All over the place in gay abandon

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    #415902

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    I  ain’t saying a word  :whistle:   :whistle:

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    #415957

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    Dear Blue it has to be a short sentence that rhymes with Boris like this;

    I once had a night on the town

    with a man who resembled a clown

    His hair was like Boris

    His mates called him Doris

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    #415975

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    Me neither!

    thankyou fruitcake…beautifully put…!

     

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    #416012

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    Exactly! Well done!

     

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    #416020

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    Last line anyone?

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    #416029

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    And he drove an old banger of a Morris. ( is that too long)?

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    #416031

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    Afraid it might be tigre but besides that it has to rhyme with the first two  lines, have another go

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