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    Not a topic related to Fruitcake’s upcoming voyage to Australia!

    Book shops? Seriously? What about where’s the next party! Just cos you live in brittany, you don’t need to become an old fart, surely??

    Maybe it was tongue in cheek (not a good idea after an old fart), maybe it wasn’t, but is it a comment open to discussion?

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    Err… what was the question ?????  ………….oh never mind I’ll get matron to tell me ….. :wacko:    :cry:

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    Time to change my incontinence pad.

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    Anyone seen my glasses I’m blind in my right ear  :wacko:

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    I’m off to the local troisième age  tea dance later where i’ll be locking zimmer frames with Mme Dupont.

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    Oh come off it you lot, pull yo

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    Sorry about not being able to finish my last post, I dribbled over the screen of my tablet, luckily my carer hadn’t left, so help was at hand. ;-)

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    The Andouillette factory at Chateauneuf du Faou smells like an old fart!

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    Sorry about not being able to finish my last post, I dribbled over the screen of my tablet, luckily my carer hadn’t left, so help was at hand. ;-)

    Maybe you should keep your teeth in when tapping ?

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    I do, in a jar next to my tablet if you don’t mind!

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    #336996

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    Your teeth are like the stars ?

    They only come out at night !!

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    Of course it was ‘tongue in cheek’ VK and I’m really sorry to all those I offended  :rose:

    Had a couple too many wines!  :wacko:

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    I don’t think anybody has been offended buddylux , most of us have been there and ‘ got the t-shirt ‘. Cheers !!  :yahoo:    :heart:

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    Thank you  :heart:

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    #337175

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    As one of the regular BOFs on here will tell you, alcohol and internet forums often don’t mix.

    Freely admit to being a young vieux schnock sometimes, not really into parties any more. Time passed in silent, but not boring, companionship with Mme, often reading a book (!), is infinitely preferable to leaving the home environment to seek out something that we’re both likely to be bored with in a relatively short space of time, ending up with us wanting to get home sooner rather than later.

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    To be perfectly honest my lifestyle hasn’t changed much over the decades. before i was a boring young fart.

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    Internet forums and alcohol often don’t mix?
    Which BOF said that and do they want a fight?  ;-)

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    Very good answer there jaz  :good:

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    I used to love a good party back in the day, some good music, baked spuds and a decent bit of wine , quiche etc!  High living! :yahoo:

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    What is a BOF????

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    #337618

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    A bit like a GOG, but kinder.

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    Old fart? Yes, Boring? Never! Life is much too much fun!

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    I hope I’m not any of the three either !!   :whistle:

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    Are there three Blue? I wouldn’t want to miss out on anything!  :yahoo:

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    I am told that in November(when I reach 65) I shall officially become an old fart and not even a bus pass to show for it. I lived in Seaton on the south west coast before I emigrated and like many seaside towns along that coast it was mostly inhabited by people of retirement age or WOF’s as they were known. The town’s coat of arms was a mobility scooter and an incontinance pad.

    Such is life, everything comes to those who wait :cry:

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    Just to reassure you John, you don’t need a bus pass in France cos’ there ain’t no flipping buses :negative:

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    Fruitcake : 1) Boring 2) Old and 3) Fart     :yahoo:

    I can advise you John unless you are in receipt of the old age pension proper , you do not get the bus pass until you do!!   ie all these ladies who have lost out getting their pension on the due date ( which has now been moved) don’t get the bus pass either!!  Most are hopping mad!  :yes:

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